Crude, hilarious, and absolutely unforgettable—this card says what it says.

Featuring bold text that reads:
“You’re the window to my wall.
You’re the sweat that drips down my balls.
Skeet skeet.”

This greeting card is perfect for partners, close friends, or anyone who appreciates unapologetic humor and early-2000s rap references.

Printed on quality cardstock and sized 4.25″ x 5.5″, it comes with a white envelope and is blank inside, so you can add your own message (if you dare).

Best gifted to someone who will laugh — not clutch their pearls.