Let’s be honest—some days, the world is just a little too full of jerks. That’s when you reach for Asshole Repellant, your pocket-sized shield against bad energy, dumb comments, and unsolicited opinions from people who peaked in high school.

This zesty, minty blend won’t banish toxic behavior (we wish), but it will help you keep your cool while you smile through gritted teeth. Whether you’re dodging drama at the office, grocery shopping behind a slow-walker, or surviving another awkward family function with Uncle Bob and his latest conspiracy theory — this roller’s got your back.

✨ Hand-blended by a family-based biz in Rochester, NY
✨ Mood Notes: Top: Citrus + Zest Mid: Subtly Sweet Base: Minty
🌿 Essential Oils (7.5% Dilution): Blood Orange, Orange, Tangerine, Grapefruit, Lemon, Spearmint, Mandarin
💧 Carrier Oil: 100% Cocos Nucifera (Fractionated Coconut Oil)
📍 How to Use: Roll onto pulse points—wrists, temples, neck, or simply uncap and inhale when humanity is testing your limits.

Makes a hilarious (and helpful) gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone on the verge of throat-punching someone in the Trader Joe’s parking lot.