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Not Enough Sage for This Shit – Essential Oil Roller
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Not Enough Sage for This Shit – Essential Oil Roller

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When the vibes are off and the energy is extra, grab this roller and reclaim your peace. Because sometimes not even burning a forest of sage would be enough — and let’s be honest, fire hazards are frowned upon in most public places.

Whether you’re enduring another meeting that should’ve been an email, surviving a trip to the DMV, or just trying to watch the news without yelling at the TV, this blend has your back.Roll it on, breathe deep, and repeat your favorite mantra (even if it's just a muttered "WTF").

Crafted with a soul-soothing mix of sage (all the sages), palo santo, and lavender—this little roller might not cast out demons, but it will make you smell amazing.

✨ Hand-blended by a family-based biz in Rochester, NY
🌿 Essential Oils: Sage Dalmatia, White Sage, Clary Sage, Palo Santo, Frankincense, Cypress, Lavender
💧 Base: 5% Dilution in Fractionated Coconut Oil
📍 How to Use: Roll onto pulse points — wrists, temples, back of neck, or wherever stress dares to linger.

Give one to your friend who’s spiritually exhausted — or hoard them all for yourself. No judgment.

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