Not Today Satan – Essential Oil Roller
For those mornings when you wake up, look around, and immediately decide: “Absolutely not.” This roller is for the brave souls who channel their inner warrior, slap on some lip balm, and say, “Not today, Satan. Not. Today.”
With a bright, bold blend of Tangerine, Orange, Patchouli, and Ylang Ylang, this scent means business — but in a way that still smells really freaking good. Whether you're dodging drama, holding back side-eyes, or powering through pure chaos with a sliver of hope and a coffee IV, this roller is here to help you rise above the nonsense.
✨ Hand-blended by a family-based biz in Rochester, NY
✨ Vibe Notes: Uplifting citrus Bold florals Just enough grounding patchouli to say “I will not be messed with today.”
🌿 Essential Oils (7.5% Dilution): Tangerine, Orange, Patchouli, Ylang Ylang
💧 Carrier Oil: Fractionated Coconut Oil
📍 How to Use: Roll on pulse points—wrists, temples, back of neck, or anywhere the negative energy’s trying to sneak in.
Perfect for gifting to your fiercest friend—or keeping for those days when the devil is testing your patience and your deodorant.