When the joke is dark, the delivery is iconic.

This bold birthday card from Sleazy Greetings features an illustration inspired by a legendary musician paired with a line that walks the line between savage and hilarious:

“Even though I won’t see you, have a happy birthday!”

Perfect for friends with a dark sense of humor who appreciate musical icons, wordplay, and jokes that absolutely should not be explained.

• Blank inside for your own message (apology optional)
• 5" x 7" folded card
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock
• Includes kraft envelope

Ideal for birthdays, roasting close friends, or anyone who loves edgy humor with a pop culture twist.