Sometimes, the world just needs to wait. Our Fuck Off, I’m Taking a Bath! Epsom Salt Bath Soak is the perfect excuse for some unapologetic self-care. Infused with the refreshing, spa-worthy scent of sea salt + rosemary, this soak helps soothe sore muscles, calm the mind, and reclaim your peace — with a healthy dose of attitude.

Made with pure Epsom salts and skin-loving ingredients, this soak turns your bathroom into a mini oasis. The cheeky packaging makes it a perfect treat for yourself or the ultimate gift for anyone who loves sarcasm with their self-care.

How to Use:
Pour your favorite beverage
Lock the bathroom door
Sprinkle a generous handful of salts under warm running water
Sink in, soak, and ignore the world

Features You’ll Love:
Invigorating Sea Salt + Rosemary Scent: Fresh, clean, and totally spa-like.
Pure Epsom Salts: Relieve sore muscles and melt away tension.
Snarky, Fun Packaging: Say what you really mean without saying a word.
Vegan & Cruelty-Free: Ethical, skin-safe, and eco-friendly.

Perfect for Gifting: A hilarious, functional gift for bath lovers and stress haters.