Aging sneaks up on all of us.

This hilarious birthday card from Sleazy Greetings perfectly captures that moment when you realize youth is fleeting — and comfort is king.

“One minute you’re young and cool.”
The next you think Crocs and socks are practical and trendy.

Featuring a bold, modern illustration and relatable humor, this card is perfect for anyone who’s officially entered their comfort era.

• Blank inside for your own witty or self-aware message
• 5" x 7" folded card
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock
• Includes kraft envelope

Ideal for birthdays, milestone moments, or roasting friends who have fully embraced practical footwear.