Some days call for deep breaths.
Other days call for aggressively honest encouragement.

The Emergency Affirmations For Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck is your go-to pick-me-up when things are not going according to plan. Whether you’re psyching yourself up for a big presentation, surviving a rough Monday, or just need a reminder that you’re doing your best (even if today is chaos), this deck delivers reassurance—with a heavy dose of humor.

Inside, you’ll find 100 unique, hilariously blunt affirmation cards designed to snap you out of your spiral and back into your power. Keep the displayable box on your desk, nightstand, or anywhere emergencies tend to strike.

Details:
Includes 100 unique affirmation cards
Cards are printed on heavy-weight stock (salty-tear resistant, we hope)
Comes in a displayable two-piece box — perfect for desks or shelves
Box measures 4” x 5.3” x 1.7”
Cards measure 3.5” x 5”

Perfect as a gift, a desk companion, or a self-care tool for people who prefer their affirmations with sarcasm and swearing.