Bath Time Makes Me Feel Less Murdery | Blueberry Bliss Epsom Salt Bath Soak
Sometimes self-care is the only thing standing between you and total chaos. Our Bath Time Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Epsom Salt Bath Soak is here to save the day — and your sanity. Infused with the sweet, juicy scent of Blueberry Bliss, this soak turns your tub into a relaxing retreat that melts away stress, tension, and murderous tendencies alike.
Packed with pure, natural Epsom salts, this skin-loving formula helps soothe tired muscles, calm your mind, and leave you feeling refreshed. Plus, the cheeky packaging brings a little extra joy to your self-care ritual.
How to Use:
Pour your favorite beverage
Lock the bathroom door
Sprinkle a generous handful of salts under warm running water
Soak, breathe, and don’t commit a felony
Features You’ll Love:
Blueberry Bliss Scent: Sweet, fruity, and mood-lifting.
Pure Epsom Salts: Relieve sore muscles and melt away stress.
Snarky & Fun Packaging: Because self-care should make you smile.
Vegan & Cruelty-Free: Always ethical and skin-friendly.
Perfect for Gifting: A hilarious must-have for bath lovers and sarcasm enthusiasts.