To whom it may concern,

Please accept this roller as our formal resignation... from caring too much during pointless meetings. Whether you're stuck in a 47-slide presentation titled "Q3 Synergy Metrics" or watching someone read an email out loud, this blend is here to keep you from flipping the conference table.

Lavender, Frankincense, and Neroli join forces to deliver a fresh, floral, earthy vibe that says: “I’m calm... for now.” Roll it on, nod politely, and daydream about your lunch break.

✨ Hand-blended by a family-based biz in Rochester, NY
✨ Mood Notes: Top: Floral Mid: Fresh Base: Earthy + Spicy
🌿 Essential Oils (7.5% Dilution): Lavender, Frankincense, Neroli
💧 Carrier Oil: Fractionated Coconut Oil
📍 How to Use: Apply to pulse points—wrists, temples, neck, or anywhere you need to remind yourself that prison orange isn’t your color.

Perfect for work wives, tired teachers, and anyone who's ever replied “per my last email” with gritted teeth.

Warmest Regards,
Your New Favorite Roller