Some birthdays call for cake. Others call for cocktails—and these barely-clothed besties came prepared. Featuring two speedo-clad icons toasting with martinis and zero shame, this card is serving vintage thirst trap realness with a generous splash of cheek.

Is it a drink pun? Is it a euphemism? Yes.

Perfect for: party animals, pun lovers, and anyone who appreciates a well-timed double entendre with their birthday cheers.