Not all birthday parties are about cake and balloons. This retro-inspired dark humor card features 70s-style kids keeping things… elevated. One asks for a little Mary Jane, the other shuts it down with some very colorful language: “Shut your f*ing mouth, Bill.”

The perfect card for your blunt-smoking bestie, or anyone who prefers birthday joints over birthday candles.

Blank inside for your own high-spirited message
Includes kraft envelope
Printed on sturdy, high-quality cardstock