Because motherhood is hard, but at least she nailed the genetics.

This hilariously honest Mother’s Day card from Sleazy Greetings features retro 70s-style artwork and a brutally loving message:

“Hey, Mom? I may be a pain in the ass but at least you don’t have ugly kids.”

Perfect for moms with a sharp sense of humor who appreciate sarcasm just as much as sentiment.

• Blank inside for your own heartfelt (or unhinged) message
• 5" x 7" folded card
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock
• Includes kraft envelope

Ideal for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or anytime your mom deserves a laugh.