Nothing says happy birthday like a little lovingly offensive banter. This retro-style card features two 70s kids exchanging the sweetest of insults:
“Happy Birthday you dumb bitch.”
“Shove it up your ass, dickhead.”

Equal parts vintage charm and dark humor, this card is perfect for friends who thrive on sarcasm and appreciate a good roast with their birthday cake.

Blank inside for your own creative comebacks
Includes kraft envelope
Printed on thick, high-quality cardstock