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Now Blow Out Your Bitch Ass Candles Cat Birthday Card
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Now Blow Out Your Bitch Ass Candles Cat Birthday Card

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Equal parts cute and chaotic.

This hilarious birthday card features a wide-eyed kitty wearing a cake hat and delivering the ultimate cheeky birthday message: “Now blow out your bitch ass candles.” Perfect for friends who appreciate a little sass with their celebration.

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Printed on thick, velvety cardstock
  • Includes matching envelope
  • Made in the USA

Ideal for besties, siblings, and anyone who loves funny, slightly inappropriate birthday humor.

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