We all have hopes. Some of us have reality.

This brutally funny birthday card from Sleazy Greetings features vintage 70s-inspired artwork and a message that hits a little too close to home:

“You hoping your age isn’t that high.”
Your age:

Perfect for milestone birthdays, close friends, or anyone who can laugh at the passage of time (and questionable life choices).

• Blank inside for your own savage or supportive message
• 5" x 7" folded card
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock
• Includes kraft envelope

Ideal for birthdays where humor is the only coping mechanism.