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Today You Came Out of a Vagina Birthday Card
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Today You Came Out of a Vagina Birthday Card

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Birthdays are magical milestones. Some more… anatomical than others.

This unapologetically crude birthday card from Sleazy Greetings delivers a reminder of where it all began—and where the night might end. Featuring illustrated slices of cake with a message that pulls absolutely no punches, this card is not for the faint of heart.

“Today you came out of a vagina. Tonight you will be back in one.”

Perfect for partners, spouses, or anyone who appreciates bold humor and zero subtlety.

  • Blank inside for your own message
  • 5" x 7" folded greeting card
  • Printed on thick, durable cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope

Best suited for adult birthdays, dirty humor lovers, and relationships with absolutely no filter.

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