For the friend who’s aged like fine wine and still knows how to stir up trouble—this card is the ultimate birthday roast with a wink. Featuring retro glam and a delightfully disrespectful greeting, it’s perfect for that fabulous friend who owns their age and their attitude.

Because growing older doesn’t mean growing up... and let’s be honest, “old slut” is basically a badge of honor.

Perfect for: your boldest bestie, the party queen, or anyone who can take a joke (and a shot).