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Myrtillocactus geometrizans ‘Boobie Cactus’
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Myrtillocactus geometrizans ‘Boobie Cactus’

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Why you’ll love it:
• Quirky conversation starter
• Easy-care cactus
• Unique sculptural form

The infamous “Boobie Cactus” is one of the most talked-about plants in any collection. Its playful, rounded bumps give it a sculptural look that’s equal parts weird, wonderful, and impossible not to notice.

This unusual cactus is a cultivated form of Myrtillocactus geometrizans, a species native to Mexico. Instead of forming traditional cactus ribs, this variety develops clusters of rounded growth that create its signature bumpy appearance. It thrives in bright light and well-draining soil, making it a surprisingly easy plant to care for.

Plant affirmation: I embrace my weirdness, stand confidently in my uniqueness, and grow exactly the way I’m meant to.

You will not receive the exact plant pictured. Sizes range from 7-8" tall (from root ball to top of plant.)

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