Love is powerful. Sometimes legally questionable.

This darkly hilarious card from Sleazy Greetings features charming 70s-inspired artwork paired with an intense declaration of affection:

“I love you so fucking much!”

Immediately followed by a very reasonable response:

“Woah, the restraining order says 50 feet, you crazy bitch.”

Perfect for partners, best friends, or anyone who understands that love and boundaries occasionally collide.

• Blank inside for your own loving, sarcastic, or unhinged message
• 5" x 7" folded card
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock
• Includes kraft envelope

Ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or expressing affection in the most inappropriate way possible.