Give the gift of laughter (and maybe mild concern) with this hilariously twisted birthday card. Featuring retro 70s-style artwork of a child who’s gone full “town-wide problem solver,” it reads: “The talk of the town is that you’re getting older. So I murdered the entire town. Happy Birthday.”

Dark humor meets vintage charm in this unforgettable card — perfect for friends who love their jokes a little edgy and their birthdays unforgettable.

Blank inside for your own message
Comes with a kraft envelope
Printed on high-quality cardstock