A birthday roast served with a straw.

Inspired by the classic Capri Sun drink pouch, this funny birthday card features the message: “Happy Birthday sorry I called you old, thought you knew.”

Perfect for friends, siblings, partners, or anyone who can laugh at another year wiser. It’s playful, nostalgic, and just the right amount of savage.

Printed on quality cardstock and sized 4.25″ x 5.5″, this card comes with a matching envelope and is blank inside, so you can add your own heartfelt apology… or double down.