Important question: should we slay then rage, or rage then slay?

This funny friendship card from Raccoon Society features two vintage ladies looking fully prepared to do both. It's perfect for your best friend, partner in crime, favorite coworker, or anyone you'd immediately call when life requires equal parts emotional breakdown and absolute domination.

• A2 folded greeting card: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Printed on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock
• Includes envelope
• Made by small business Raccoon Society
• Based in the Midwest

Either order works. The important thing is that we do both.