All hail the Queen of Chaos. Today is her fucking day.

This hilariously bold birthday card from Paper Sluts features vintage-inspired artwork of a woman embracing an absolutely enormous cocktail with the message, “Queen of Chaos — It's your fucking day!” Perfect for your best friend, favorite troublemaker, or anyone whose birthday deserves equal parts celebration and questionable decisions.

• A2 folded greeting card: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Printed on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope
• Made by small business Paper Sluts
• Based in Springfield, Oregon

Long may she reign. Preferably with a cocktail in hand.