Birthday plans evolve with age. Some people want a pony. Others have more realistic goals.

This hilarious retro-inspired birthday card features one child announcing, “I'm getting a pony for my birthday!” while the other confidently replies, “I'm getting wasted.” Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates questionable life choices and a good laugh.

• Size: 5" x 7"
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes matching envelope
• Designed by Sleazy Greetings

A funny birthday card for the person whose celebration plans involve significantly more wine than livestock.