Dry humor meets dark romance in this perfectly deadpan greeting card. Featuring skeletal hands forming a heart, this card reads:

“If I had feelings they’d be for you.” It’s ideal for partners, friends, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic affection, spooky vibes, and love without the mush.

Printed on quality cardstock and sized 4.25″ x 5.5″, this card comes with a matching envelope and is blank inside, so you can add your own message—sentimental, sarcastic, or somewhere in between.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or everyday love with a sense of humor.