Dry humor meets dark romance in this perfectly deadpan greeting card. Featuring skeletal hands forming a heart, this card reads: “If I had feelings they’d be for you.” It’s ideal for partners, friends, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic affection, spooky vibes, and love without the mush.

Printed on quality cardstock and sized 4.25″ × 5.5″, this card comes with a matching envelope and is blank inside, so you can add your own message—sentimental, sarcastic, or somewhere in between. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or everyday love with a sense of humor.

• Card size: 4.25″ × 5.5″
• Printed on quality cardstock
• Includes a matching envelope
• Blank inside for your own message
• Design: skeletal hands forming a heart with the quote “If I had feelings they’d be for you.”
• Great for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or everyday love with humor

Cheeky, cute, and giftable for the spooky-heart in your life.