Congratulations on losing approximately 200 pounds of dead weight.

This hilariously supportive divorce card from Paper Sluts features wonderfully weird vintage-inspired artwork with the message, “Happy Divorce — None of us liked that jackass.” Perfect for celebrating a friend who's officially free, starting over, or finally getting rid of the person everyone was secretly hoping they'd dump anyway.

• A2 folded greeting card: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Printed on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope
• Made by small business Paper Sluts
• Based in Springfield, Oregon

Here's to new beginnings, better decisions, and never having to pretend we liked them again.