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My Drug Dealer Told Me That 70's Vintage Dark Humor Greeting Card
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My Drug Dealer Told Me That 70's Vintage Dark Humor Greeting Card

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True love comes from unexpected places.

This hilarious retro-style card from Sleazy Greetings features sweet 70s-inspired artwork paired with a compliment that takes a sharp left turn:

“You’re my favorite person.”
“You know, my drug dealer told me that once.”

Perfect for partners, best friends, or anyone who appreciates affection served with a heavy dose of sarcasm.

  • Blank inside for your own loving or wildly inappropriate message
  • 5" x 7" folded card
  • Printed on thick, durable cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope

Ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or reminding someone just how special they really are.

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