Forget wishing for world peace. We've got a slightly more specific request.

This hilarious political birthday card from Raccoon Society reads, "I wish for Donald to be deported to Mars!" Featuring a retro-inspired image of a little girl blowing out her birthday candles, it's perfect for politically outspoken friends, fellow resistance members, and anyone whose birthday wish involves a one-way ticket to another planet.

• A2 folded greeting card: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Printed on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock
• Includes envelope
• Made by small business Raccoon Society
• Based in the Midwest

Some birthday wishes are too important to keep secret.