Well, cancer clearly didn't know who it was dealing with.

This unapologetically supportive card from Five Dot Post says exactly what you might be thinking: “Cancer messed with the wrong motherfucker.” No clichés, no forced positivity — just a fierce reminder that you're firmly in their corner.

Give it to a friend, family member, partner, or other badass human facing cancer, treatment, recovery, or a difficult diagnosis.

• A2 folded greeting card: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Printed on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope
• Made by small maker Five Dot Post
• Based in Vancouver, Washington

A funny, profane, fiercely supportive cancer card for someone who absolutely does not need another card telling them to “stay positive.”