Nothing says “Happy Birthday” quite like arson.

This hilariously unhinged birthday card features a vintage-style illustration of a child standing proudly in front of a burning vineyard. The message reads: “I've heard through the grapevine that it's your birthday... so I burned that motherfucker to the ground.”

Perfect for friends who appreciate absurd humor, chaos, and birthday cards that are wildly inappropriate in the best possible way.

• Size: 5" x 7"
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes matching envelope
• Designed by Sleazy Greetings

Ideal for best friends, siblings, coworkers, and anyone whose sense of humor leans delightfully unhinged.