Everyone deserves to feel celebrated.

This unapologetically bold birthday card from Sleazy Greetings pairs sweet 70s-inspired artwork with a message that pulls absolutely no punches:

“Even sluts deserve a happy birthday.”

Perfect for best friends, partners, or anyone with a thick skin and a great sense of humor. Equal parts vintage charm and savage honesty.

• Blank inside for your own heartfelt or highly inappropriate message
• 5" x 7" folded card
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock
• Includes kraft envelope

Ideal for birthdays where polite just isn’t an option.