True friendship means always saving someone a seat. Technically.

This hilariously inappropriate love and friendship card from Paper Sluts reads, “As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit. I love you.” Paired with sweet vintage-style artwork on a pink background, it's the perfect combination of wholesome and wildly inappropriate.

• A2 folded greeting card: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Printed on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope
• Made by small business Paper Sluts
• Based in Springfield, Oregon

Perfect for your partner, best friend, situationship, or whoever else will fully appreciate the sentiment.