Another year older. Any wiser? Debatable. Still a bitch? Absolutely.

This funny birthday card from Paper Sluts pairs sweet vintage artwork with the decidedly less-sweet message, “One Year Older!! Still A Bitch...” Perfect for your best friend, sister, work wife, or anyone else who will take this exactly as the term of endearment it was intended to be.

• A2 folded greeting card: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Printed on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope
• Made by small business Paper Sluts
• Based in Springfield, Oregon

Because getting older doesn't mean you have to start behaving yourself.