For the person who is equal parts delightful, chaotic, and somehow still holding it all together.

This funny birthday card from Paper Sluts features an adorable vintage-style kitten carrying a giant present with the message, “Happy Birthday!! You Sparkly Little Shitshow.” Sweet, slightly unhinged, and perfect for the friend whose particular brand of chaos deserves to be celebrated.

• A2 folded greeting card: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Printed on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope
• Made by small business Paper Sluts
• Based in Springfield, Oregon

Because being a shitshow is one thing. Being a sparkly shitshow is a gift.