Burned That Motherfucker 70's Vintage Dark Humor Birthday Card
Birthday wishes don’t get much hotter than this. Featuring 70s-inspired retro art of an innocent-looking girl holding a torch as the vineyard burns behind her, this card delivers the message loud and clear:
“I’ve heard through the grapevine that it’s your birthday… so I burned that motherf**er to the ground.”
Dark humor, vintage vibes, and a little arson — the perfect recipe for a birthday card your friends will never forget.
Blank inside for your own fiery message
Includes kraft envelope
Printed on premium cardstock