For the birthday friend who knows the real gift is bottomless wine. This cheeky card features retro 70s-style artwork of two girls: one excited about getting a pony, the other already working on her hangover with bottles of wine.

With bold colors and dark humor, this card is the perfect way to toast your partner-in-crime, bestie, or anyone who prefers booze over balloons.

Blank inside for your own (possibly tipsy) message
Includes a kraft envelope
Printed on premium cardstock