When their uterus has officially chosen violence.

This funny sympathy card from Five Dot Post features a pattern of pink uteruses with the perfectly straightforward message, “I hear your uterus is being a bitch.” It's a little humor and solidarity for someone dealing with cramps, periods, reproductive health struggles, or just a uterus that's being particularly uncooperative.

• A2 folded greeting card: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Printed on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes kraft envelope
• Made by small maker Five Dot Post
• Based in Vancouver, Washington

Because sometimes “feel better soon” just doesn't adequately address the bitchiness of the situation.