Birthdays are magical milestones. Some more… anatomical than others.

This unapologetically crude birthday card from Sleazy Greetings delivers a reminder of where it all began—and where the night might end. Featuring illustrated slices of cake with a message that pulls absolutely no punches, this card is not for the faint of heart.

“Today you came out of a vagina. Tonight you will be back in one.”

Perfect for partners, spouses, or anyone who appreciates bold humor and zero subtlety.

• Blank inside for your own message
• 5" x 7" folded greeting card
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock
• Includes kraft envelope

Best suited for adult birthdays, dirty humor lovers, and relationships with absolutely no filter.