It’s a birthday. Let’s call it what it really is.

This darkly cheerful birthday card from Sleazy Greetings pairs sweet, storybook-style artwork with a message that is anything but delicate. Featuring two happy kids running through a sunny field, this card delivers the ultimate blunt birthday greeting:

“Happy coming out of your Mom’s vagina day!”

Perfect for friends, siblings, partners, or anyone who appreciates nostalgic illustrations with aggressively honest humor.

• Blank inside for your own message
• 5" x 7" folded greeting card
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock
• Includes kraft envelope

Great for birthdays, dark humor lovers, and people who are very comfortable with anatomical facts.