For the friend who is a little chaotic… and exactly your kind of people.

This hilarious retro-style card reads: “You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You are everything I want in a friend.” Perfect for celebrating your ride-or-die bestie with humor that’s equal parts savage and affectionate.

Designed by small business Paper Sluts, this card features vintage-inspired artwork and bold, colorful typography that makes it a standout for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, or just because.

• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Blank inside for your own message
• Printed on thick, velvety cardstock
• Includes matching envelope
• Made in the USA
• From small business Paper Sluts

Perfect for best friends, partners in crime, and anyone who appreciates a little inappropriate humor.