Pretty on the outside. Profane on the inside.

This beautifully illustrated card from Sleazy Greetings pairs delicate florals and pastel colors with a compliment that absolutely does not whisper:

“You don’t look a day over fine as fuck.”

Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just hyping someone up in the most aggressively loving way possible. Sweet, bold, and wildly flattering.

• Blank inside for your own heartfelt or filthy message
• 5" x 7" folded card
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock
• Includes kraft envelope

Ideal for friends, partners, or anyone who deserves to be told they look incredible.