They say the universe has a plan.

This darkly funny birthday card from Sleazy Greetings features nostalgic 70s-style artwork of a parent and child gazing up at the night sky as a heartfelt lesson is shared:

“They say your future is written in the stars.”

Look a little closer and the stars spell out the real message: “Fucking Twat.”

Perfect for friends, siblings, or anyone who appreciates cosmic humor with a savage twist.

• Blank inside for your own brutally honest message
• 5" x 7" folded card
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock
• Includes kraft envelope

Ideal for birthdays, roasts, or moments when the universe chooses violence.