Get bold with your romance: this I Got Something You Can Eat card from Sleazy Greetings channels 70s vintage flair and a dash of dark humor. The cheeky exchange—“I’m hungry.” “Yeah, I got something you can eat.”—is perfect for partners who love retro vibes, adult humor, and a little innuendo with their romance. The card is blank inside for your own spicy or sweet note, so it’s ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or anytime flirtation needs a vintage twist. Printed on thick, durable cardstock with a kraft envelope included, this 5" x 7" folded card makes a playful keepsake that’s easy to mail or tuck into a gift box.

• 5" x 7" folded card
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock
• Includes kraft envelope
• Blank inside for your own spicy or sweet message
• 70s-inspired bold artwork
• From Sleazy Greetings
• Ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or anytime flirting needs a vintage twist

Cheeky, nostalgic, and utterly giftable—this card brings vintage mischief to your romance.