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You Don’t Have Ugly Kids 70's Vintage Dark Humor Mother's Day Card
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You Don’t Have Ugly Kids 70's Vintage Dark Humor Mother's Day Card

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Because motherhood is hard, but at least she nailed the genetics.

This hilariously honest Mother’s Day card from Sleazy Greetings features retro 70s-style artwork and a brutally loving message:

“Hey, Mom? I may be a pain in the ass but at least you don’t have ugly kids.”

Perfect for moms with a sharp sense of humor who appreciate sarcasm just as much as sentiment.

  • Blank inside for your own heartfelt (or unhinged) message
  • 5" x 7" folded card
  • Printed on thick, durable cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope

Ideal for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or anytime your mom deserves a laugh.

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