Nostalgia with a wink of mischief, this 70s vintage dark humor card brings retro charm and a cheeky roast to birthdays. Two kids in retro style trade the sweetest insults: “Happy Birthday you dumb bitch.” “Shove it up your ass, dickhead.” It’s perfect for friends who thrive on sarcasm and appreciate a birthday roast with their cake. Blank inside for your own comebacks. Includes kraft envelope. Printed on thick, high-quality cardstock.

• 70s vintage dark humor vibe
• Blank inside for personal comebacks
• Includes kraft envelope
• Printed on thick, high-quality cardstock

Bold, cheeky, and giftable—the perfect card for celebrating with a friend who loves a good roast.