Hoping Your Age Isn't That High is a bold splash of retro charm for the birthday person who loves a good roast. From Sleazy Greetings, this 5x7 folded birthday card pairs vintage 70s-inspired artwork with a savage wink: “You hoping your age isn’t that high.” Printed on thick, durable cardstock and shipped with a kraft envelope, it’s ready to gift or mail.

Perfect for milestone birthdays or gifting to a close friend who can laugh at the passage of time and questionable life choices, this humorous card keeps things cheeky yet charming—blank inside for your own savage or supportive message.

• 5" x 7" folded card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock
• Includes kraft envelope
• Vintage 70s-inspired artwork
• From Sleazy Greetings
• Ideal for milestone birthdays and humor-forward gifting

Cheeky, nostalgic, and giftable, this retro birthday card is sure to land with a laugh.