{"product_id":"slay-then-rage-or-rage-then-slay-card","title":"Slay Then Rage or Rage Then Slay Funny Friendship Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eImportant question: should we slay then rage, or rage then slay?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny friendship card from Raccoon Society features two vintage ladies looking fully prepared to do both. It's perfect for your best friend, partner in crime, favorite coworker, or anyone you'd immediately call when life requires equal parts emotional breakdown and absolute domination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 folded greeting card: 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade by small business Raccoon Society\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBased in the Midwest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEither order works. The important thing is that we do both.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Raccoon Society","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40852654981249,"sku":"CRD25-69","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0552\/6336\/3201\/files\/slay_then_rage.png?v=1786571210","url":"https:\/\/saltyoursoul.com\/products\/slay-then-rage-or-rage-then-slay-card","provider":"Salt Your Soul Gift Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}