{"product_id":"national-shitstorm-birthday-card","title":"Birthdays: A Brief Vacation From Our National Shitstorm Card","description":"\n\u003cp\u003eFor one glorious day, let's ignore the dumpster fire and eat some cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis hilariously relatable birthday card from Raccoon Society reads, \"Birthdays: a brief vacation from our national SHITSTORM.\" Featuring a joyful retro-inspired woman leaping through the clouds, it's perfect for politically exhausted friends, news-weary besties, and anyone who deserves 24 hours of pretending everything is totally fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 folded greeting card: 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade by small business Raccoon Society\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBased in the Midwest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe world may be on fire, but at least there's birthday cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"The Raccoon Society","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40995573104769,"sku":"CRD25-112","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0552\/6336\/3201\/files\/110c9006e85210b981471f185260de4b0d2b2017db504a319bec2e4843a0cb3e.jpg?v=1792767570","url":"https:\/\/saltyoursoul.com\/products\/national-shitstorm-birthday-card","provider":"Salt Your Soul Gift Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}