{"product_id":"i-hear-your-uterus-is-being-a-bitch-card","title":"I Hear Your Uterus Is Being a Bitch Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen their uterus has officially chosen violence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny sympathy card from Five Dot Post features a pattern of pink uteruses with the perfectly straightforward message, “I hear your uterus is being a bitch.” It's a little humor and solidarity for someone dealing with cramps, periods, reproductive health struggles, or just a uterus that's being particularly uncooperative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 folded greeting card: 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade by small maker Five Dot Post\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBased in Vancouver, Washington\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes “feel better soon” just doesn't adequately address the bitchiness of the situation.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Dot Post","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40852655472769,"sku":"GW0654","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0552\/6336\/3201\/files\/bitch_uterus.png?v=1786566413","url":"https:\/\/saltyoursoul.com\/products\/i-hear-your-uterus-is-being-a-bitch-card","provider":"Salt Your Soul Gift Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}